Though this was crafted 40 years ago, this hypocrite still lurks among us. Call him out!
Mr. Solid Citizen
(2/71)
He
works for ecology, but can’t really define it
He
wears his alligator shoes to the earth day rally
He
buys his herbicides in recyclable containers
He
washes his hunting clothes in low phosphate detergent
He
uses lead free gas in all four of his cars (including the SUV)
His
seven kids helped distribute the ZPG posters
His
wife wears the green omega ecology flag pin on the lapel of her seal skin
jacket
He
sold the pelts of the poisoned coyotes to get the cash to take his kids to the
zoo to see the last surviving timber wolf.
He
helped to deliver thousands of flyers urging citizens to save our forests
He
popped two uppers during a smoke break to help him stay awake at the drug abuse
seminar
He
was the keynote speaker at the Anti-Marijuana cocktail party
He
has a “Buy American” bumper sticker on his Subaru
He
is tolerant, unbiased and broadminded
He
refuses to wear his hood at clan rallies
He
read “Soul on Ice” during brotherhood week
He
often tells how he once bought a magazine from a Hare Krishna freak.
He
and the kids watch the sports channels to see the benefits of exercise
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